Marketing isnβt rocket science.
Itβs brain surgery.
Rockets follow physics. Clients follow their brainβs: feelings, deep desires, trends, their sisterβs opinion, and whatever they saw at 2am on their phone.
So, most brands that struggle today
seem to share the same symptoms:
theyβre writing at people, not for them.
This isnβt a business problem.
This is a clarity problem. We
find the disconnect. We fix it.
And unlike actual surgery,
youβll be wide awake
to see it work.
8grape is for founders, executives,
managers and operators who are done with being mediocre. They
are looking for expertise and
excellent results.
Weβre focused on finding
businesses that look for
results, not applause.
If you are looking for someone
to execute a vanity project,
be an order-taker, or just want
a pro to validate some used
ideas that have been applied
1000s of times before, weβre
not the firm for you.
And, weβre not for everyone.
We are for companies that
are ready for real change
and want more customers.
3 Current Projects
Case Study
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We are conducting a follow-up Guerrilla Marketing campaign for a dental practice called βAboutFaceDentalMedSpa.comββ for Dr. Pedro. These printed flyers will be left on the windshields of white cars in parking lots in Staten Island.
The campaign will LAUNCH next week.
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Weβre assisting Sabina with an Unlimitedβ Brand, Advertising, and Marketing program to move her 3-year old company into a $2,000,000 per year brand. This will take us 2 years to do.
We speak her regularly, several times per week, making improvements to her billing, presentation(s), website, social media accounts, and discuss her in-person outreach.
So long as she continues to follow our carefully crafted, step-by-step Plan + Strategyβ program, sheβll be there in just about two years. By then sheβll be serving all five NYC boroughs and the entire NJ state areaWe designed her brochure too.
Most importantly, we are having fun doing it. β
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Weβre been working with Chef Mike from the beginning on his next gen. brand. Itβs been 5 years.
To see how he took a βleap of faith,β with $1,500 investment before we proceeded to 11X that amount, in his 2022 case study > here.
We wanted to increase his business by $150,000. per year so, we offered him an Unlimited : Plan + Strategyβ to achieve this goal. This includes an entire βFreshen upβ of his website, menus, and other brand assets.
Weβve built a mutual trust and bond over the last 5 years and we expect to achieve his new milestone: $150K increase before 2026 ends.
He has come to dominate the private + personal catering business, capturing the hearts and minds of the Staten Islanders, and even some areas in NJ (@281 events in 2025).
His recent purchase of our new program assures that 8grape is ALL-IN to help him get there, before we expand into Brooklyn and Manhattan next.
Types of clients
we DO NOT serve:
A company that does not have at
least $5,000 for change, please
call someone else.If you need to revise work on the
weekends, please do not contact us.If you think we arenβt worth the price,
go use Fiverr, or ChatGPT.If you are used to micromanaging
consultants with expert advice
and decades of experience,
please leave now.
We wonβt waste your time.
Please donβt waste ours.
Thank you.
Patrons : House of 8grape
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