Slide from the Private Pour.
We all want to know what’s actually wrong.
When growth takes more effort than it should. Advertising feels unpredictable.
That’s expensive.
Private Pour is a one to two-day, private diagnostic and strategy experience designed to find the disconnect between the business you built and the way the market experiences it.
One day. One business.
One brutally honest
new way to look at it.
The problem isn’t always where we think it is.
We tend to think we need more customers.
Maybe.
… a new website?
… better advertising?
… better salespeople with leads?
But what if the problem isn’t there :
Do the right people understand you?
Is the value very obvious?
Is the company indistinguishable from competitors?
Does the brand look smaller than it is?
Does the company amplify a message that is off brand?
We don’t just fix a
problem you haven’t
correctly diagnosed.
“Our experience working with Breuk is very positive. He is diligent, patient, and talented. The sessions are insightful, interactive and fun. We now have a clear direction of how we can take our brand to a completely new level, and I am excited about applying everything we have learned. Our agency highly recommends 8grape.”
— Alexandra Zhila,
Marketing at Admiral Insurance
The 8grape
Formula™
4 departments.
10 measurements.
One score.
We examine the business from multiple angles—not simply the marketing department.
We identify where the business is already strong.
And also where the business is weak with leaks.
Where are the threats?
And, most importantly:
What opportunities are being missed?
Not 47 recommendations.
Not a 90-page deck nobody reads.
We focus on priorities and actionable steps.
The Formula™
Formula Scoring
and the Results
Assuring each Formula department stays in its lane and tells an improved story:
Brand: What do you stand for, who are you, and what do people feel?
Design: What do you look like and how do you appear?
Communication: What do you say, show and communicate?
Advertising: How do you get there, where do we now sit, and what happens next?
Formula™ Scoring:
100 point system
BRAND — 25
Purpose & Beliefs — 10
Persona & Emotions — 15
DESIGN — 25
Logo & Fonts — 10
Style — 15
COMMUNICATION — 25
Imagery — 10
Language — 10
Message — 5
ADVERTISING — 25
Positioning — 10
Social Reach — 10
Value — 5
TOTAL — 100
Imagine Knowing...
… why people aren’t responding.
… why competitors are getting attention.
… where the money is leaking.
… what your customers actually think.
… what to do Monday morning.
That’s what you
would be buying.
Not another marketing plan that sits on a shelf collecting dust.
Clarity + Action.
ONE DAY. Working
on the business and, not IN the Business.
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01 — THE Formula DIAGNOSIS
We examine the business through the Formula framework as a system.
02 — THE MASTERCLASS
We show you how perception, emotion, behavior and communication are actually working in and around your business. NOT through our professional opinion but through the lens of many curated experts.
03 — THE POUR
We sit down, talk, show the slides.
It’s not theater.
No sales pitching.
No marketing jargon.
Just your business and the Q&A that matters.
04 — PLAN + STRATEGY
Then we leave knowing what matters, what doesn’t, what comes first, second and third and what happens next.
QUESTION :
What will another week, month, year of guessing cost the company?
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The new website.
The next campaign.
Hire a new agency?
Another redesign.
Try a new social strategy.
Hire new salespeople?
Another $20,000 spent trying to discover why the last $20,000 didn’t work.
Private Pour is designed to answer these questions before you keep spending.
$12,500
One private day.
Your business.
The diagnosis.
The Formula
The Plan + Strategy.The Pour.
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“They may forget what you said—but they will never forget how you made them feel.”
— Carl W. Buehner, and
later attributed to Maya Angelou
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Two instruments run the day.
1) The Neurochemical™
2) The Formula™Nothing in the Private Pour is opinion. It is all science and fact-based, well-sourced, and drawn from what neuroscience already knows and most companies are only starting to find out.
We’ll show you exactly how to build market campaigns for the part of the mind that actually decides, not the part that explains the decision later.
Then, you can Do-it-Yourself or let us do it for you.
What we do is match the company message(s) to how your customers already see, hear, smell, taste, touch and perceive the world.
We speak to what they are inclined to moving toward: status, achievement, belonging.
And we build it to be felt, not just understood.
House of 8grape
There is only one Profile Agency.
30 years of Clients and Patrons.
“Breuk will give meaning to your brand as it defines your purpose. It gave me the knowledge I needed and the structure to make it happen.”
— Brian Hildebrand, an award-winning
and decorated EMT veteran and
Paramedic, founder of OMG (ICU.house/omg)
Those who know, know us.
See the three ways to get with the Private Pour, the stern
guarantee, and how to reach us.

